Cousin Sal’s Home Deliveries – Thai Food

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ANYWAY.

COUSIN SAL HAS A NEW FACEBOOK PAGE CALLED COUSIN SAL SURE THING.

HE PICKS GAMED ON ESPN, NFL GAMES, 79% OF THE TIME HE PICKED CORRECTLY AGAINST THE SPREAD WITH HIS BEST BETS WHICH IS AMAZING OVER THE COURSE OF TWO SEASONS.

UNFORTUNATELY, YESTERDAY HIS SURE THING WAS NOT THAT SURE.

HE STARTED THE SEASON 1-2.

HIS BIG BET WAS THE BEARS.

THEY WERE COVERING FOR 54 MINUTES OF THE GAME, GAVE IT AWAY AT THE END.

YOU ONLY GET CREDIT AT THE END THE GAME.

BUT SAL WILL TRY AGAIN ON FACEBOOK ON FRIDAY.

WHEN HE'S NOT THROWING HIS CHILDREN'S COLLEGE FUND AWAY WE SEND MY COUSIN SAL TO A HOUSE WITH HIDDEN CAMERAS TO MESS WITH PEOPLE WHO MAKE DELIVERIES.

HERE'S COUSIN SAL PRESENTING A DILEMMA TO A VERY WELL-MEANING THAI FOOD DELIVERY GUY.

>> HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? COME ON IN FOR A SECOND.

IT'S THAI FOOD? >> THAI FOOD, YES.

>> TERRIFIC.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >> KIT.

>> DO ME A FAVOR, KIT.

THIS IS MY GRANDFATHER.

I HAVE TO DELIVER THIS UKULELE.

THE POST MAN DELIVERED IT TO THE WRONG HOUSE.

IT'S MY NEIGHBOR'S.

I'M GOING TO GO NEXT DOOR AND GIVE TO IT HIM.

COULD YOU WATCH HIM? HE CAN'T BE ALONE.

COULD YOU WATCH HIM FOR TWO MINUTES? >> YES, NO PROBLEM.

>> SIT RIGHT THERE AND I'LL COME BACK AND PAY YOU.

SIT RIGHT BACK, I'LL BE BACK IN TWO MINUTES.

BE GOOD, GRANDPA.

HE DOESN'T MOVE, YOU'RE FINE.

>> OKAY, NO PROBLEM.

>> THANKS.

BE RIGHT BACK.

>> EXCUSE — OH! OH, OH, EXCUSE ME — SO PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE.

PLEASE.

PLEASE — NO, NO, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.

SIT PLEASE.

HAVE A SIT, PLEASE.

PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

HAVE A SIT.

HAVE A SIT.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

YES.

YES.

THANK YOU.

THAT'S IT.

OH — OH, OH, OH! NOT THAT WAY, CAN'T GO, SIR.

SIT PLEASE.

SIT THERE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

VERY NICE.

THANK YOU.

OH, OH! NO, NO, NO! SIR, SIR, NO, NO, NO! PLEASE! DON'T DO IT, SIR! PLEASE! SIT, SIT PLEASE.

DON'T DO IT.

PLEASE.

PLEASE SIT PLEASE.

SIT HERE, SIR.

SIT HERE.

OH! SIT, PLEASE.

SIT.

YOU SIT.

I SIT, YOU SIT.

I SIT — >> SORRY, HE HAD TO PLAY THE UKULELE FOR ME — WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GRANDPA? >> NO, I DID NOT — >> WHAT KIND OF MESS DID YOU MAKE HER? >> I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

YOUR GRANDFATHER JUST COME AND GRAB AND TRY AND THROW ON THE FLOOR.

ON THE FLOOR.

AND HE TRY TO — >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE HERE.

LOOK AT THIS LAMP.

THIS IS A FAMILY HEIRLOOM HERE.

NOW IT'S USELESS.

I HAVE TO BE HONEST, THIS IS GOING TO AFFECT YOUR TIP.

ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN MAKE THIS UP TO ME? JUST GO WATCH HIM FOR A COUPLE MORE HOURS.

I WANT TO GO SEE A MOVIE.

ALL RIGHT? THANK YOU.

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