Americans Try Bizarre European Food

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– And, what? No, I'm not gonna eat this! (man laughs) – [Man] That turned so fast.

– [Woman] No! God, no! (man sighs)- [Woman] Snails! – Nice – [Voiceover] Escargot is an appetizer of land snails traditionallyprepared in garlic butter.

– Look at this little turd of thing.

– Ew! – This is like a classicthing you thought was gross when you were a kid.

– [Woman] I know.

(woman screams loudly) – I haven't had this since I was a baby.

– I've never had escargot.

– We get it.

You grew up with money.

– This some white folk whodo the fancy stuff out here.

– [Plaid-shirted Man] Yea.

– No, I'm classless.

– This is the firsttime I've ever had this.

– It's like buttery andsalty just like popcorn.

– It's chewy.

It's garlic-y.

– It's like an aphrodisiac.

We might be having sex after this.

(Man with Glasses laughs) – Put that whole thing in your mouth.

It's delicious.

– [Black-shirted Woman] No! – I feel like I'm chewingmeat and bubblegum.

– I like it.

I really like it.

– You know you like it.

You know you feel fancy as hell.

– Are you sad? – Kinda.

– Why am I so grossed out by snails? It's like, I eat clams and mussels which are basically the snails of the sea.

– We like, evicted it.

– They taste delicious though, but the texture grossed me out.

– Evicted it right into our mouths.

– [Voiceover] Black pudding isa type of blood sausage made of congealed pork bloodand oatmeal filler.

(Man with Glasses sings)- [Plaid-shirted Man] Ooh.

Ooh.

– Cookies! – It's like you put your hamburgers in the dryer and forgot about it and it shrunk too small.

– I think it's blood sausage.

– There's blood in it? – What? – I know what that means.

(laughs) – I hope it's not like a blood diamond.

– Period sex.

– Oh.

Really? – [Woman] No no no no.

No.

– [Man] Think About it.

It's like a scab.

These are basically just giant pig scabs.

– You're not making it better.

– I'm grossed out in theory, but every time I eat it it's so good.

– Blood is delicious.

– Oh I need to eat the blood of the pig.

I'm a vampire.

– Europe is like mostly vampires, right? – Black pudding, ooh it's likethe darkest of chocolates.

Who puts pig's blood in oatmeal? – [Voiceover] This versionof haggis is served in a puff pastry, butit's historically encased in the stomach of a sheep.

This inside is a savory pudding with ingredients includingthe sheep's heart, lungs, and liver.

– That looks good as hell.

– Is this shepherd's pie? – I'm gonna guess justupon smell that it's beef.

– Smells weird.

– The meat on the inside is, what the (bleep) is it? – Try it.

It's really great.

– Oh it tastes like,it's like four days old.

– It tastes regurgitated to me.

– Oh.

Ugh.

– It's sheep's pluck.

what the (bleep) is sheep's pluck? – Oh! – Poor little sheep.

– I'm like tastes good, and you're like it's a sheep's heartand I'm like nevermind.

– It doesn't taste good.

– It does taste like liverand I can't stand liver.

– I actually kind of feel powerful, like I'm eating theheart of another animal.

– It's served inside theboiled sheep's stomach? – So what, like you just don'tgive no (bleep) about sheep? – It'd be like if I tookout all your insides and then grounded up, and then served it on a you platter.

– I've never thrown outanything in my life.

(laughs) – Poor Scotland.

What the (bleep)? – Haggis is hazardous.

– [Voiceover] Lutefisk isa gelatinous dried codfish that has been treated with lye.

Lye is a caustic industrial chemical that, aside from curing food, is commonly used in drain de-cloggers, oven cleaners, soap, and for decomposing flesh.

– What? – It's like jello-y.

– It's like soap.

– It's fish.

– Like if I didn't takea shower for three weeks, this would be the same thing.

– This smells like astraight whale vagina.

– So mushy and blobby.

– Ugh.

– I thought I was cultured,but this shit's nasty.

– I almost threw up.

– Why? – Ew.

(woman yells out) I hate how it feels in my mouth.

(woman yells out) – What is this? – [Voiceover] That is fish cured with lye.

– (simultaneously) What's lye? – What? – Isn't lye very toxic? – That's what you (bleep) put in a perm! – Oh girl, let me put thisin your hair.

(laughs) – Lord knows I need it,no get it, get it, get it.

– You have the best medical system in the world, and you eat this? – Yea.

– That's some (bleep).

– This is the weirdest texture that's ever been inside my mouth.

– I think the texture is disgusting, – [Man] Alright have some more of that.

– But the flavor is fine.

– Go on.

Eat what you wanna eat.

If you serve this to me and I'm at your house I will eatit, I will have seconds.

Even this (bleep).

– I once ran a snail over with my car when I was 16.

– You ran over a (bleep) snail on purpose? – I was a really angsty teen and I wanted to know what death felt like.

Under my tires.

Don't judge.

Don't judge.

Everyone's done it.

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